1. Go to Tesco’s. Buy unhealthy food. With your friends.
2. Get very excited about said ingredients. Ensure that the maple syrup is of the highest quality.
3. Prepare the most tasty combination of French toast, maple syrup and bacon. Even if it takes the sacrifice of a pan. And the smoke alarm going off. And ensure it is served with tea. Plentiful tea.
P.S. The custard is for pudding. That counts as one of our five a day, right?!?